Everywhere But the White House: Bernie, the Viral Hit“People will put Bernie Sanders anywhere but the White House,” tweeted seemingly half of the Twitter-verse following President Biden’s…Mar 29, 2023Mar 29, 2023
Revisiting Pen Gu Island: A Surf’s Up Soundtrack ReviewOriginally published in the Trinity Tripod, later at Sparky.wtf.Mar 29, 2023Mar 29, 2023
There’s a Cousin Greg Inside All of Us“Have you ever seen, like, so, a doobie?” asks Greg Hirsch of HBO’s Succession. “You’re gonna go to the party. You’re gonna get him a nice…Mar 10, 2022Mar 10, 2022
Netflix’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre is the Final Nail in the Franchise’s CoffinThe 2022 sequel to the iconic 1973 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre continues the slew of disappointing horror remakes, sequels, and spin-offs…Mar 1, 2022Mar 1, 2022
The Rise and Fall of Esskeetit: Revisiting Lil Pump“Yeah, I sell crack in the halls,” brags a then-17-year-old Gazzy Garcia, better known by his rap moniker Lil Pump, on his track “Boss.”…Sep 28, 2021Sep 28, 2021
Retrospective Review: Matt Ox’s “Pull Up ft. Key” Ages like Fine Wine“I told her to pull up, I don’t really love her, I might have to dub her,” concedes youthful star Matt Ox on his 2018 hit “Pull Up.” The…Jun 3, 2021Jun 3, 2021
I Watched Escape From Tomorrow and I Wish I Didn’tFilms don’t often leave me riddled with regret. The bar is pretty high; after all, two weeks ago I reviewed a Kevin Smith movie centered…Mar 24, 2021Mar 24, 2021
Everywhere but the White House: Bernie Sanders the Viral Hit“People will put Bernie Sanders anywhere but the White House,” tweeted seemingly half of the Twitter-verse following President Biden’s…Mar 24, 2021Mar 24, 2021
Tusk is Kevin Smith’s Bloody Body Horror DisasterpieceI don’t know how to feel about this.Mar 17, 2021Mar 17, 2021
Yeezus is a Timeless MasterpieceKanye West positioned himself as a polarizing icon in mainstream media the moment he entered the music industry in the late 1990s; he’s…Mar 2, 2021Mar 2, 2021
